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Snapshot of a Swedish summer

Absolutely nothing happens in this video.

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Someone bombed my favorite club

So yesterday was just like any other day. Except for the fact that instead of going out to my favorite club like I always do, I shamelessly fell asleep around 8 pm. Turns out that was the best choice for me that evening because at 00:21 am that night someone bombed the club. Thankfully nobody got hurt but it certainly rustled people jimmies. A couple of windows got blown out and the sound from the explosion carried itself up to 5 km from the blast.

In other news: Swedish summers sucks. It's been raining non-stop for like a month. Not cool nature, not cool.

I DO PARKOUR N*****

There's not often I happen upon a video clip on YouTube that makes me laugh out loud in real life. But I fucking lost it to this one. It's just awesome. So I'm sharing it with you guys!

Oh god...

A new summer!

Hello everybody! College is officially done for the semester, and summer is here, so I will hopefull be able to get out post more frequently again. There's really nothing to blog about during the winters.

So what's new with me? Well, I still look, act and feel awesome. But that's not really new. I am a business owner thought. That's kinda new. And now you might be thinking: "That's cool Cray, you're awesome! But what does your kinda new company actually do?" Well I'll tell ya!

My company creates value to customers by optimizing productivity and efficiency through the promotion of synergy.


Doesn't really get any easier than that. Anywho, since summer just started, and we haven't had a single decent day with sunshine, I don't really got much more to tell you guys. So I'll just keep this post short. Be well y'all!

SUMMER! FUCK YEAH!

Che Cigarettes

Yesterday when I was out looking for a new pack of cigarettes, since I had run out of smokes three minutes earlier, I found the most intriguing packets of smokes ever: Che Filter Cigarettes.

Che Filter Cigarettes is a brand that tastes more or less like Prince Filter Cigarettes. But there's a twist to the flavor since every time you smoke one, you're punching communism in the face. Which makes them so much better than regular cigarettes.

Smoking kills.

Anyone who's been on the internet, or know a hipster, knows who Ernesto "Che" Guevara is. But for you who don't know, he was an "Argentine Marxist revolutionary, physician, author, intellectual, guerrilla leader, diplomat, and military theorist." according to Wikipedia.

The keyword here is "Marxist revolutionary". Meaning that he was a communist. As we all know, I'm a capitalist myself. I'm all for free market. Private ownership gives me a boner. So I find it kind of ironic that one of the most well known advocates for communist now got his face on ad campaigns, t-shirts, coffee cups and now cigarettes. The very thing he was fighting against, capitalism, is now using his dead likeness to earn money.

"His experiences and observations during these trips led him to conclude that the region's ingrained economic inequalities were an intrinsic result of capitalism, monopolism, neocolonialism, and imperialism, with the only remedy being world revolution." -Wikipedia

So have a Che Cigarette, El cigarettes con filtro sin aromaticos, and taste the victory of capitalism over communism. One drag at a time.

Miss World Sweden 2012: Second stage

CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR JESSICA AND FOR MORE PICTURES!

Well, our lovely Jessica managed to get to round two of the Miss World Sweden 2012 competition. You can read more about her in this post I wrote a while back. Anywho, once again we need your precious vote!

All you have to do is going to this site: Official Voting Site and click the facebook "Like" button. And as always, there's lots of more pics of her there as well.

Click here to vote and more pictures

CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR JESSICA AND FOR MORE PICTURES!

Ode to 2011 Massive Attack - Paradise Circus uncensored

I think this must the best music video of 2011. Pretty much sums up what a Friday night should be like.

You find more at... well the link is at the end of the video really. Enjoy.

Edit: Had to find a new link for the vid. Should work again. I even think the quality is better now.

Om Surahammar

This post will be in Swedish and can be disregarded as a social experiment by all of you english speaking people. Or you know, "Swedish gibberish".

Jag satt här en måndagskväll och gick igenom gamla låtar för att se vad för kul saker man kan gräva upp från förr. Djupt ner i en gammal folder så hittade jag den underbara låten "Lääge?"

Låten "Försöka duger - Lääge?" tycker jag mer eller mindre personaliserar Surahammar som... jag tänkte skriva stad. Fast det måste mer vara ett brukssamhälle av något slag. För att beskriva surahammar lite snabbt så fanns det inte mycket mer än lite kor och skog där tills någon råkade smälla upp något järnbruk. Sen hände det inte mycket alls. Sen förlorade de ICA.

"...man borde inte få vara stolt som Suring."

Lyssnar man på låten så märker man rätt snabbt att den är väldigt utdaterad. Delvis så beskriver suringar som "rika" samt att de har "både konsum och ica" vilket inte är fallet längre. Sen säger han bara "Lääge?". Ska se om jag inte kan få tag på hela låttexten.

2 minuter senare: 

Orkar fan inte leta. Så mycket bryr jag mig inte ens om sura. Skrev bara den här texten för att se om jag kan hamna på framsidan av google när man googlar på surahammar. Ingen bryr sig om surahammar.

Cray Cut His Thumb Off!

So, Cray was on my pre-party last night and we had fun and all. He thought he got to have lemons in his whisky and went to the kitchen to cut some..
But then, Cray decided to cut his fucking thumb off!?
Here's the video /Kirre




EDIT:
The day after: