Flashback

So I was thinking about what i should write about. School has been hectic and that was a lie. It's not been hectic at all. It's just me being lazy. Anywho, when I was sitting here thinking about things to write about, i had a flashback to a drinking game I invented. So I'll just tell you about it. Btw, It's not a game for sensitive persons.

There are some things you have to think about before starting this game. You should know the players pretty well. And you can't hold back.

So the first thing you have to do is place everyone in a ring. Then you just go around the ring and tell the person next to you the absolute worst quality about them. Like, if a guy is fat, you call them fat. If someone got ugly clothes, you tell them. And it goes on like that. If you can't think about anything, someone will yell "direction change" after a while and you go around the circle in the other direction. And you must drink every time... well all the time really. But some musts are when someone starts crying, leaves the room, gets mad or punch someone.

Like I said, it's not a game for sensitive persons, but it's fun as hell. Until you get punched.

Kitty loves food!

Damage Control

Hello y'all. It is now Monday! And my lungs are burning.  It literary feels like there's fire in there when I try to breathe. Probably shouldn't be smoking when I feel like this. Or smoke more, can't really decide.

Anywho, I've had somewhat of a drunk weekend. Since I passed some project we did and had some time and money over, I decided to go out, have some fun. This turned into a three day bender. And it could've been better.

It started off with getting a nice whiskey from the local liquor store. And that's kinda where my memory fails me. The things I do remember is that i got over to my friends place, got really drunk, ended up in another part of town, woke up, got a lift back to my friends place again, where we ate a shitload of cheeseburgers. Next thing I knew it's 5 pm in the afternoon and I'm hung over like a bitch.

So we started drinking again. The problem was that by the time I was up and running again, one of my mates had already passed out. Like 10-11 pm. Damn light weight. So the obvious thing to do at this point was to stack everything we could find in his apartment on him, including another guy, and then remodel his home.

Then a bunch of other stuff happened.

Well, that's it for me, gonna try to sleep off this cold and hope that I can get up in the morning. Important college meetings and fun stuff like that. Be well all.

Two good looking cats.

Recently, I bought a camera. It's all black, and new and cheap and stuff. So I figured that the best way to test it out is to annoy the shit out of my cats. Sadly, they didn't seem to mind me taking photos of them. Perhaps they're as egocentric as I am?

Internet down

My internet is down. That's why I'm not updating. Should be fixed soon. Got a new camera. And a lot of things to write about. So expect some nice posts when I'm up an running again. And a lot of more pictures of cats.

Bathroom surpise

So I was going to the kitchen just recently. Was going to get some food to settle my upset stomach after another night of heavy drinking. And then I notice one of my cats standing completely still, watching the bathroom, like he's in predator mode. And I'm like "wtf?" and go to check out what he's staring so intensely at.  I get into the bathroom and can't identify anything abnormal in there. And then something HUGE and FLYING came at me like a fucking death projectile. And it scared the shit out of me. The flying thing of terror continued its flight into the rest of the apartment where it narrowly avoided death by cat. It took about 15 minutes to get it into safety and released. Fun stuff.

Just look at those claws!

In other news, had some fun yesterday, but that'll have to wait until I find the photos/videos of it. But I can give you some spoilers and say that a lot of alcohol, and a tattoo machine, was involved.

My phone hates me.

I just got home from another wonderful day in college. It's like the school stuff never ends. But at least we got to change it up a bit.

First point of the day was to do some marketing research for a paper that I'm writing together with two other guys from my class. So the plan was to meet up in the center of the city to ask people about their shopping habits and such at around 9:30. I was late. And I'm the guy living literary 3 minutes from the meeting spot.  Somehow my phone had decided to die during the night for no apparent reason. So when I finally woke up at about 9:15 it took about two seconds to go into panic mode. But they didn't seem to mad about it. The whole questioning thing took like 90 minutes. Might not seem that much but this is Sweden we're talking about here. Our freezing weather means that we have to be constantly moving so that we don't die from hypothermia. And keep an eye out for stray polar bears. They've become more of a nuisance in later years. I blame global warming. 

And I'm not doing this anymore. Writing about my day I mean. I can't even type the text out without throwing something about frigging polar bears in there to make it even remotely interesting. We all know that school is pretty damn boring to talk about. It's like listening to someone talking about their work. And I know I for one hate that. Couldn't care less. The only exception here is if it's a pretty girl doing the talking. Then I'm fine with it.

Well since this post doesn't have anything of real value, please enjoy this random link:

And this one:

ENJOY IT!

Market Research

As you all know, I'm currently enrolled in some economics classes in college. And we learn all kinds of stuff, ranging from how to read a company's balance thingie to awesome marketing techniques. So I decided to put some of this new found knowledge to the test and apply it to my blog. Because you know what they say: "Utan spaning ingen aning!" And if you don't, google it.

Anywho, after doing some extensive research of the market, which is to say that I checked out the ten most popular blogs on another site, I've come up with that I'm doing this all wrong. Here's a list of the things that needs improving.

• Pictures: Something that I've noticed is that you should have at least 2 pictures per post. The bigger the better. People don't like to read. They want to see pictures. Of blond girls with boobs.
• Gender: I'm the wrong gender. I need to fix that somehow. I was thinking something like implants and a wig. This alone should boost traffic with 300%
• Text (style): Text should be kept to a minimum. And no spelling is allowed. In fact, some post don't have any text at all!
• Text (content): It's kind of hard to have any content at all since there's nothing written. But in the odd occasion that someone has written more than one sentence it's usually about bashing people that are different. Feminists love to do this. And there's a surprisingly large amount of feminist blogs on the internet.

So the conclusion here is that I need to write less, be mean to random groups of people when I do write something, unlearn how to spell, have a shitload of more pictures and change gender. I think my blog will look something like this in the future:

Link of the day: Portal

Fast link of the day. Anyone who's played the portal game will should like this.

AWESOME PORTAL LINK

Just open that baby, put your browser in fullscreen, sit back and enjoy.

For you non-portal players out there... guess you'll have to wait for my next post. Sorry.

Filler

I'm really struggling to come up with something to write about. My past week has pretty damn uninteresting. This doesn't mean that I haven't done anything. Just that it's stuff that I really don't care writing about. I doubt you guys want to hear about my latest school assignment or how I handle a normal migraine attack. Then again, there's more prescribed morphine involved in one of those than most persons get in a year. I might do a migraine post some day when I got it fresh in my memory. The thing about pain is that it's the worst thing in the world when you're experiencing it but it's hard to remember how it actually felt once it's over.

Anywho, just writing to let you, my loyal fans, out there know that I am in fact not dead. And in normal filler fashion, I'm giving you some nice YouTube clips.

Bill gates is jumping over a chair! Best clip on the internet to this day.

That guy never cease to amaze me. Creating microsoft, jumping over chairs, what can't he do?

Actually, I don't think I can top that one. Be well y'all.